10:18 a.m.
Day 10,097

Oh!  Me so horny.  Lately I’ve been feeling horny.  For example, I visited Sunrise Hospital two days ago, and there was this blonde nurse walking across the parking lot.  I won’t go into further detail, but suffice it to say, she was hot.

          Then, I drove a little further, and there was this even hotter young blonde woman driving a black Mercedes.  I don’t know how Jesus did it, but I’m asking for His help because … damn!  There’s a lot of hot women out there.